I suffer from a disease, and I know I am not the only one. It's called francophilia , and it's serious. An obsession with all things french. How do you know if you have contracted this bug? Do you have souvenir Eiffel Towers around you apartment? Collect anything with a cute french saying on it? Have an assortment of breton striped shirts? If you answered two of three yes, than you are a carrier. Don't worry, you are in good company. As a start of this new column in which I can expand on my obsessions I thought I would compile the perfect French outfit!